I don't know who wrote this poem..but it is just too funny!!!
Professor Sir Douglas Templeman-Twist,
Arctic explorer and psychiatrist,
Discovered a bear with normal physiology,
But a quite remarkable psychological anomaly;
An affective psychosis in combination
With severe sexual disorientation.
He foresaw fame, fortune, public adulation,
As newspaper headlines proclaimed to the nation,
'Templeman-Twist, intrepid explorer
Find the first bi bi-polar polar bear
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